In today’s news:

canthemannons:

Michelle Obama ate a 1,700 calorie meal at Shake Shack in D.C.

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“Pundits will argue whether the first lady’s lunch amounts to a scandal.”

What about natural disasters? War? The economy? Disease? Poverty? Crime?

NOT IMPORTANT!!!!!!! THE PUNDITS WILL BE ARGUING OVER MICHELLE OBAMA’S HAMBURGER. HISTORY WAS  MADE TODAY!!!

I hate everyone